Lisa's Turn

Lisa had a blonde moment, perhaps several, but I'll only tell you about one.  Lisa wanted to commission the University of South Carolina Gamecock logo from the local metal work artists.  She had an image of the logo that she had gotten from the internet on her phone.  The problem was getting the image from her phone to the artist.  They tried taking a picture of her phone with the artist's phone, but with a cracked screen, the detail was lost.  So they tried bluetooth, airport, and other methods of getting the image from her phone to his. 

Then this conversation happened:

Haitian:  "I have internet."  (Waving his phone)

Lisa:  "...but I do not have internet."  

Haitian:  "I have internet."

Insert blonde idea icon here

Lisa:  "Oh!  I can use your phone to find the image." (Success)

Haitian:  Walking away muttering in Creole:  "Dumb blonde."

Disclaimer:  The writer of this blog has taken certain liberties.  While most of this is true, in all honesty - I have no idea what the Haitian actually said in Creole.  It could have been anything from:

"Who would want that logo anyway"

or

"Spurrier peaked with Florida"

or

"I cannot believe they hired Lou Holtz"

but it was likely the following

"the bald dude was just as dumb as the blonde."